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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 04:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What are the coolest new smart home gadgets to upgrade your living space?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Have you or anyone you know invested in cryptocurrencies before? If so, which one did you invest in and how much profit did you make?

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

Minds and Behinds

It’s been over a month since I stopped taking sertraline but why do I still feel side effects like brain zaps and anxiety mood changes? The root cause of anxiety it’s your thinking and I perfectly master that better than before so it’s hard lately.

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

share office space ...

What type of fish is best for fish tacos?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Scottie Scheffler Calls US Open at Oakmont 'The Hardest Golf Course...Maybe Ever' - Bleacher Report

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Image of giant volcano on Mars captured by NASA orbiter - ABC News

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

No, not a chance

Is it ok to be spanked by your parents if you are not in bed in your set bedtime?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?